People think kids are the only ones that want to get out of class at 3 o'clock every single day. No, no -- go see the teachers on a Friday at 3 o'clock. You'll see teachers stiff-arming kids on the way out to the parking lot.
KRISTIAN VALLEE: DISGRUNTLED STUDENT
I had a kid who threatened to kill me one year because I gave him an F. Another teacher caught one of my students writing 'Kill Mr. Vallee' in his weekly planner in the section labeled 'Weekly Goals and Objectives.' And the school was freakin' out. They didn't know what to do about it. They kept asking me if I felt threatened, and I'm like, 'Why? This kid hasn't met any goals in his objectives all year.'
BRIAN KILEY: NOT VERY TOUGH
When I was in junior high, we moved to the suburbs to a neighborhood that was not very tough at all. Even our school bully was only passive-aggressive. He wouldn't take your lunch; he'd just go, 'You're gonna eat all that?'
SHANG FORBES: SPOON VIOLENCE
This one dude in Michigan stabbed a lady in the head 17 times with a spoon. G**damn, do you know how mad you've got to be at somebody to kill them with a spoon? Now with a spork you can mess somebody up, but a spoon?
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