TIREDNESS CAN KILL
I saw a sign on the side of the road the other day that said, 'Tiredness can kill.' I didn't know that. Last Saturday, I stayed up all night watching movies. I could have died.EVAN DAVIS: BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS
We have a Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. Why'd we put them together? I called them up. 'Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.' I said, 'Yeah, what bourbon goes with an M-16?'
NOT A CONFRONTATIONAL GUY
I'm not a confrontational guy. I don't like confrontation. I don't know if you can tell, but I have the build of a victim.
TOM CLARK: SELF-DEFENSE BOOK
I was almost mugged, but luckily, I had picked up a book on self-defense. Well, I thought it was a book on self-defense, but it turned out to be the 'Kama Sutra,' which is like a lovemaking book. Yeah, I didn't know that. Let me just say this -- that mugger didn't know what hit him.
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